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Anything a man adds after that is the beginning of a new argument. Women always have the last word in an argument. The average man would not be able to identify most of them. The average number of items in a woman's bathroom is 328. BathroomsĪ man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, razor, shaving cream, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Motel 6. MoneyĪ man will pay $10 for a $5 item he needs.Ī woman will pay $5 for a $10 item that she doesn't need, because it's on sale. When Mary, Susan, Claire and Barbara get their bill, out come the pocket calculators. None of them will have any smaller bills and none will admit they want change back.

When the bill arrives, John, Brad, Tony and Daniel will each throw in $20, even though the total is only $34.25. If John, Brad, Tony and Daniel go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Bruno, Scrappy, Peanut-Head and Godzilla. If Mary, Susan, Claire and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Mary, Susan, Claire and Barbara. (This will result in you asking at a later date, "What's wrong?" For the woman's response, see #3.) It means that a woman has asked a man several times to do something and is now doing it herself.

Don't worry about it, I got it - The second most dangerous statement a woman can make.

Go Ahead - This is a dare, not permission.

It means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is standing here wasting her time arguing with you about "Nothing." (See #3)

Loud Sigh - Not actually a word but rather a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.

Just say, "You're welcome," and let it go. It's the same definition for you when it's your turn to do some chores around the house.)

Five Minutes - If getting dressed, this means half an hour.

Note: Arguments that start with "Nothing" usually end with "Fine" (See #1). This means "Something" and you better be on your toes. "That's okay" means she wants to think hard and long before deciding when and how you'll pay for your mistake.

That's Okay - One of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man.

The Real Definition of Words When Used By Women Master these terms and you'll find your relationship with women greatly improved. Men, you may think you have a command of the English language, but when it comes to communicating with women, you may be surprised. God made man before woman so the man would have time to think of an answer for the woman's first question.

The main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. JOKES - Differences Between Men and Woman